Surf Psychos Must Die

from Seekrank E.P. by Hellfish

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Meet the Surf Psychos, a surfers crew capitanized by Aaarghwaald Destructoroooaaar, a mutant, half human and half butterfly (actually 99% human and 1% butterfly) who hates humanity and who's main aim is to destroy the planet. One day, while searching for new surfing spots, they find the infamous little plug which can destroy the earth once you pull it and guess what? They're planning to do so! That's why everybody wants to kill those surfing psychos. Now, who rules the beaches? Surfers rule! Who rules the surfers? Surf Psychos! Surf Psychos!!! (I swear i have never heard of a Troma-movie called "Surf Nazis Must Die!")

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Yeah, i run (he runs) from having fun
and i’m done (he’s done) with all the rum
i cut your heros to the ground

Yeah, i cry (but why) do you crucify
the ones who don’t fit in your lie
why do surf psychos have to die?

Cause on one of their journeys near Tortuga Beach
it was an extreme place and really out of reach
they found the little plug which can destroy the earth
and they’re gonna pull it, at least that’s what i heard

So i jump (he jumps) down in the sea
and i look (he looks) yes finally
where is this plug - i need to see!

There has to be a balance between who lives and dies
that’s what Aarghwald told us he eats people with fries
we just wanna clean up your world from human scum
so please tell me why do surf psychos have to run?

Please tell me why SURF PSYCHOS MUST DIE!
can’t understand why SURF PSYCHOS MUST DIE!

They tell so many stories about those psycho guys
they know the solution they never tell you lies
that plug will save us all so please now tell me why
all humans keep on screaming those
SURF PSYCHOS MUST DIE!

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from Seekrank E.P., released January 23, 2012
written by Hellfish ©
performed by Hellfish & the Mordor Mental Health Center Choir

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Hellfish Bozen, Italy

Hellfish is a 1.000.000 decibel psychobilly attack over your worthless human ears.

Hailing from the endless heights of the tirolean alps, we came to wreck everything, and ruin your life!

And to drink your rum. ... more

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